i was reading through my old emails, and i came across this one from johann about "how you know if you are a true mexican" (NOTE: this is NOT meant in a discriminatory way at all...i actually have another email forward titled "how to tell if you are asian"..o_O), and it lists all these methods of knowing whether or not ur a "true mexican"..this one really cracked me up:

If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of
calling it by its name. yep! Mexican!

HAHAAHAAHAHA.....i gotta start doing that now..lol..j/k