johann has a dirty dirty mind...our convo in spanish class while he was reading my cuento:

johann: (randomly) ni hao ma?
me: (shaken out of a daze) huh?
johann: ni hao ma...is that how u say it?
me: oh, yea, i guess so
johann: or is it....*smirks* ni ma hao?
me: WHAT??!!!!

hahahahah