en la clase del español:

me: stop hitting me! (punches johann in arm)
johann (in funny pseudo chinese-spanish voice): *gasp*... no me toques!!! for that, you will receive the chinese torture number 5-2-7!
me (very confused): what?
johann (in same voice): chinese torture number 5-2-7! for touching me, you will be condemned to eat eggrolls..(in sinister voice) FOREVER...and to make it worse, you will have to eat them...(in dramatic voice again) WITHOUT SOY SAUCE..

hahhahaha.....i love johann, he's so funny